She’s the unofficial ambassador for single girls around the world; pulling out all of the stops to achieve a happily ever after with Mr Darcey. Unfortunately for Bridget Jones, despite her best efforts, she encounters a series of disasters along the way. Most memorably, hurling to the floor and exposing her dreadfully large knickers, during a date.
Surely the image of Bridget Jones ‘on show’ to her date, must enter the head of every woman attempting to squeeze into a pair of nude coloured Sp
anx Higher Power slimming pants, before a date! Whether he finds out accidently, (as you fall to the floor) or on purpose, (as you ‘seductively’ slip out of them, after too many glasses of wine) surely no-one would like to be remembered as ‘the woman with exceptionally large underwear’? This is why I feel sorry for the 14.5% in a recent survey who have been caught out wearing slimming underwear during a date!
I believe that these 14.5% experienced exceptional, incredibly unfortunate circumstances, as 85.5% have managed to keep their control pants a secret.
Used correctly, and in top secret of course, Shapewear is the best friend that you’ll ever need. For the 83.3% of you who are weight conscious, invest in a pair, they’re worth every penny! Ask Bridget!
