Suddenly The Only Way Is Essex Girls Amy Childs, Sam Faiers and Lauren Goodger look like royalty as the girls of the North West step out to indulge in a day at Aintree races.
If breasts weren’t begging to be hoisted from around the hem of the wearer’s maxi dress, with a support bra, they were suffering from Acrophobia somewhere around the chin area! Shapewear was ditched in favour of low cut, backless dresses displaying trashy tattoos and more cellulite than you could shake a stick at!
As for hosiery, a few girls struggled to even keep their dresses on, so I’m assuming that putting on a pair of tights was far too challenging for the tango brigade!
I’m watching Peter Kay at the NIA this evening in Birmingham. He’s definitely my favourite comedian but judging by the pictures on the Daily Mail from today’s races I honestly think I’d have had more fun at Aintree!
Talking of the Daily Mail, you might want to purchase tomorrows paper … you might find a sneaky treat! Compliments of Tights Please.
Have a fabulous evening